Gather the family together, hop on a bus, plane, in your mini-van - heck, just walk on over if you want to.
Bring your gardening gloves and a hat.
I’ll provide the drinks and the weeds.

What’s in it for you????

Well, um… the drinks, yeah… that’s it… the drinks.

Uh, your children will learn the mating habits of Japanese beetles
and can even better their baseball swing by swatting the things as they
divebomb you while you’re weeding.

A suntan???

The satisfaction of knowing that you helped prevent a fellow internet mom
(and her children)
from committing suicide????