First Annual Quiet-Mom Weed-a-thon!
Aug 7th, 2008 by admin
Quiet-Mom Weed-A-Thon
Gather the family together, hop on a bus, plane, in your mini-van - heck, just walk on over if you want to.
Bring your gardening gloves and a hat.
I’ll provide the drinks and the weeds.
What’s in it for you????
Well, um… the drinks, yeah… that’s it… the drinks.
Uh, your children will learn the mating habits of Japanese beetles
and can even better their baseball swing by swatting the things as they
divebomb you while you’re weeding.
A suntan???
The satisfaction of knowing that you helped prevent a fellow internet mom
(and her children)
from committing suicide????
You think I’m kidding don’t you?
Where do I sign up? Do we get to use your restroom, too? I wanna see what you have hiding in the medicine cabinet. There’s gotta be a reason why you are so quiet hiding in there! ;-P
HA HA HA! After they leave your house can you please ask them to come to mine and help keep the dragonflies and other funky bugs from dive bombing me while I hang clothes on the line?